We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Her hair smelled like a rat dipped in mustard on fire
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
you kept shouting how the only tree you would hump is an elm tree because they're under populated
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
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