your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
My wrist bandage is guacamole stained. What an accurate representation of my life as a whole
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
Well you know I have tits so that's half the battle
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Randomize