I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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