He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I want to tell you about my weekend in person so I can see your look of judgement and disgust.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
The first couple times was just weird, but after last night, I'm beginning to think you have a real problem banging pregnant women who are carrying someone elses child.
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
Thank you for holding my butt in a non-sexual manner when its cold. I appreciate you and your warm hands.
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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