im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
I looked at my own cervix.
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
Bitch looked at my dick and said "I thought they called you horsecock, I'm already disappointed"
I told you that line would get her home never said it was a good idea
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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