fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
I want to buy her liposuction. And a spot on What Not To Wear. And a face transplant.
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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