I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Training to be a housewife: cleaning the house and masturbating while cookies are in the oven.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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