3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I am too drunk to deal with your everything. Reread this everytime you feel the need to talk to me.
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
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