Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
I lost my flask somewhere between dancing shirtless to The Spice Girls and walking around Wawa opening/eating things and putting them back.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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