The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I just paid $5 for a shot of el toro and the bartender wasn't even hot. Rock bottom.
I heard a loud ass thump and then I saw both dogs coming around the corner.... Without him. I went to check out what happened and the dogs apparently pulled him down onto his face, knocking him out.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
When's the last time you had sex near some ducks?
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