Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
He used pronouns for his penis while sexting. I don't know what I did to deserve this.
So I had this brilliant idea that I would sleep in all sorts of sweatpants and sweatshirts... Apparently I thought I could "sweat" off the drunk in my sleep and that it would make me feel better when I woke up
My co-worker accidentally texted me regarding the threesome him and other one are planning.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
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