we're blogging at a bar
Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
You need Xanax blowdarts
The last thing I searched on my phone was "leave in conditioner on cats." This is where my life is.
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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