pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
Nothing says "First Single Holidays" quite like getting baked with the guy that took your virginity four years ago.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
The only thing I want for my birthday is a divorce from you.
I have decided that I would still fuck Harrison Ford even though he is old as fuck now. Do you think it would kill him?
Most likely. But I bet he'd do a bang up job of it before he died.
He absolutely would.
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