And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
My choices this week make me realize that I need to copyright the term "cock buffet"
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
you're a fucking everclear ninja. the whole goddamn formal blacked out. you're the worst dj ever
but I'm the best friend ever. I got you laid
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
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