Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
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