Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I feel like I should lick our pitcher just so everyone knows its ours
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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