he thought i was a dude.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Today's hangover is a "wear sunglasses while pooping in the dark" kind of day
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Just took a piss in some random bushes in a traffic jam and had to sprint back to the car. I'm a boss.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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