She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
is this the only place in the world where you can get shot on one side of town, and have to stop for cows crossing the street on the other side?
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
he busted in while i was showering looked at me and said "youve lost weight bro, no homo" and started puking into the sink
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
I honestly can't remember your justification for putting peanut butter on your cell phone.
I've been vomiting all day.
All day? It's 10am.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
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