I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
I pour the whiskey from now on
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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