i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Psh a bachelors degree is the new adulthood. We're all just pretending anyways. I'm sitting on my boyfriends couch while he's passed out drunk. In my lap. On a Wednesday. And he's a nurse. See, pretending to be an adult
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
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