They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
My life is sponsored by tidy cat kitty litter, Bacardi rum, and plan b.
Boobs are out for the taking
I don't know who's more excited for you to come home. Me or my vagina
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
did i just pee glitter
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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