Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
Used my brand new sperrys as a trash can to throw up in and woke up with someone's random key in my hair...new year new me:)
I'm still waiting for God to smite you for impersonating a decent human being.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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