Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
i think maybe i'll just not watch it. i'd rather not think of you as a magical transforming set of dick holes.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Judging by the progress I've made since I woke up (none) I'm thinking this hangover may keep me in bed.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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