I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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