No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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