Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Well the "Blackout with your sack out" party turned out predictably.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
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