He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
If my sophomore year were to be made into a novel, it would be titled "dances with salvia"
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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