THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
well you're talking about the girl who after 4 years, several relationships and several fuck buddies, has yet to have sex in an actual bed
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
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