going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You’ll (maybe) appreciate that I picked at my ingrown hair again. Quarantine updates are getting BLEAK.
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