if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
I punched the bar tender after he cut me off. Hopped over the bar and made my own drink. That's how I got tazed
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
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