Her parents hate her and she's on like major lockdown. All her friends are in jail and she has massive pit stains. Dude... It doesn't get much worse than that.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
woke up on my stairs with half a hot dog beside me and the last text I sent was "i make hot dog in toasTer" .
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Spotted: woman loading franzia into a toddler-sized shopping cart for her child to push. Beautiful.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
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