I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I didn't just get this from the chlamydia fairy.. You should probably get tested.
Really? And is this the kinda party we talked about earlier?
Yup. It's just me crying in a closet eating soup
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
I've covered myself in body paint in the likeness of R2D2 and I still didn't get laid. Please explain.
I can't believe he's mad at you for not remembering your fake anniversary.
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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