what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
You asked me to text you at 11 and remind you that he's 33. It's 11:20. He's 33.
you're too late. he has eggnog and whiskey and all seven seasons of buffy. I shan't be coming home tonight
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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