Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
Is it sad that I woke up to more "Happy Holidays" texts on 4/20 than I did on Christmas?
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
Just remembered when I bought that round of shots I told the girls to "get their whore friend" who was making out with her bf instead of drinking. I don't know why they stayed.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
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