For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
well the first picture of me in 2011 involves a viking helmet and chugging champagne. i like this year already.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
There's times when I just want to bottle my farts for later they're so insane.
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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