i just snorted my name. best moment ever
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
Can I just keep holy water in the night stand next to the vibrator?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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