is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I'm home with mono, wearing knee high socks, shorts, a stained old shirt, and a surgical mask. He comes over ANYWAY with soup, a gas mask, billions of DVDs, and eats me out. He's either stupid, whipped, or i'm just THAT good.
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
She got all mad because she said it was "unprofessional" to tell my manager to go fist herself.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
I lost the right to judge tonight
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
I showed up drunk and covered in glitter, smelling like stale booze and dirty stripper and my younger brother gave thanks his life wasn’t a shitshow like mine
That’s how my thanksgiving went
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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