Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
I was so high last night. I wrote a poem about my salt shaker
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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