Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
I want to meet new people and vomit on their things instead\n
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
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That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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