is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I feel like I ran a fucking marathon on my knees last night and there are bruises to prove it.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
How do you leave a condom wrapper under my mom's pillow...
This may not be the best moment to laugh, but I am.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Had to drive my booty call home because he had an asthma attack after we had sex .. How was your night?
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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