I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
I'm drinking away my Christmas cash. People are going to get bar receipts as presents.
Hiding in the clothes rack at walmart like a 4 year old. Already scared 3 people. New fav weekend activity
You are writing your college essay comparing yourself to Lady Gaga, Vladimir Putin, and Dale Earnhardt Jr. and you are worried about the conclusion sounding cheesy?
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I am still sore from last night. I can't wait for you to meet my parents.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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