Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
Good seeing you too. Don't worry, you didn't miss out on too much last night. We went to a place where there was supposed to be a wet t-shirt contest, but it was more like two ugly girls dancing around on stage in white shirts. Everyone just wanted them to leave so the band could keep playing
Farmville is her only friend.
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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