why didn't you poke me back
How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
my mouth tastes like poor choices
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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