Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
Also, rendered a whole bar silent last night when I told a guy to take off his panties and take a shot out of my cleavage. Video to follow...
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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