she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
he just told me about his fetish for rubbing grape jelly on his penis.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
he just fluffed my hair and told me I had to dance with him because we were both gingers.
Fly, little bird! Repopulate the ginger race!
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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