I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
So last night I learned something new. Whenever I drink beer out of a bottle a random guy buys me another one. It was like as soon as the glass hit my lips every guy in a 20ft radius got a hard on.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Sorry that I got drunk and refused to let you buy me pizza. I'm a monster and I understand if you hate me forever
Dude you were so wasted you thought a fake electric candle was real and tried to light your cig with it. Multiple times.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
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