But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Peanut Butter and turkey sandwich...this may come back to haunt me
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
What happened to you last night?
SO. MANY. SHOTS.
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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