Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
I'm sorry for breaking our door. And being a bitch about it.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
I think i got beer on your cat.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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