we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Ya I know. She's self aware though, like the terminator. Which is the best kind of crazy
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
You make any dick jokes involving sushi and there WILL be consequences.
Sushi is fucking sacred in this house and I will kill you if you try and taint that.
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