ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
My mom assumed I was crying because he was leaving. Figured that was better than explaining my eye's sensitivity to semen..
she has a fucking refrigerator full of four loko and is charging 15 dollars a can.... she is like a mini donald trump
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
I just had sex on my kitchen counter. It's like the American dream
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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