Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
like if they didnt have tits and vagina, they have no idea how uninteresting to us they would be
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
You drunk-dialed me and asked me to describe my burrito
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
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